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Posted by aufever @ 12:30 on January 4, 2023  

Cop pulls over a car.

License and registration, please.

Do you know your license has expired?

Man:  No, I didn’t.

Wife:  Yes you did, I told you 2 months ago it was about to expire.

Cop: Do you know you have a broken taillight?

Man:  No, I’ll get it fixed right away.

Wife: I told you 2 weeks ago it was broken.

Cop:  Sir, do you know that you were speeding?

Man: No, sir, I didn’t realize I was.

Wife:  Yes you did — I told you a mile and a half back that you were speeding and needed to slow down.

Man:  Bitch, shut the &*%# up.

Cop:  Ma’am, does he always talk to you this way?

Wife:  No, only when he’s been drinking.


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