Loading ...Cop pulls over a car.
License and registration, please.
Do you know your license has expired?
Man: No, I didn’t.
Wife: Yes you did, I told you 2 months ago it was about to expire.
Cop: Do you know you have a broken taillight?
Man: No, I’ll get it fixed right away.
Wife: I told you 2 weeks ago it was broken.
Cop: Sir, do you know that you were speeding?
Man: No, sir, I didn’t realize I was.
Wife: Yes you did — I told you a mile and a half back that you were speeding and needed to slow down.
Man: Bitch, shut the &*%# up.
Cop: Ma’am, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he’s been drinking.