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Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a lawyer got on and took the aisle seat, next to the two physicians.
The lawyer kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in, when the physician in the window seat said,” I think I’ll get up and get a coke.”
“No problem,” said the lawyer. “To save you getting past me, I’ll get it for you.”
While he was gone, one of the physicians picked up the lawyer’s shoe and spits in it.
When he returned with the coke, the other physician said, “That looks good, I think I’ll have one too.”
Again, the lawyer obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone, the other physician picked up the other shoe and spit in it.
The lawyer returned, and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the lawyer slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
“How long must this go on?” he asked. “This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”