Loading ...in other news, two homeless junkies voted to move into my house…
statehood requires the approval of the house, the senate, and the president (all three must agree). since puerto ricans vote overwhelmingly with the jackass party while the house, senate and president are all heffalumps, this statehood move is going exactly nowhere. maybe a package deal could be worked out. p.r. in, and granolistan out? that might be acceptable. we wouldn’t even need to change the number of stars on the flag.
…the junkies are not armed, i am. the sheriff is a friend of mine. he knows i voted for him.