I have a conspiracy theory of my own and here are the undeniable facts :
1. Both Wanka and Scruffy have been MIA for a couple weeks.
2. During their auspicious absence both gold and silver have climbed higher.
3. Their ‘cover story’ are exactly the same: ” I was out sick.” Smacks of collusion to me.
Personally. I think both of them have been on some Secret Gold Op knocking a few bankster heads together in the PM trading pit. I dont think they are ‘sick’ at all, just a little worn out from their mission. Both of you get some rest and take care of yourself. Like I said, I dont believe your story, but will say a little prayer for you anyways. And oh, Mission Accomplished, Good Job!
Best, Farmboy