Loading ...Desperation !
It is your duty to King Chuck III as a global subject to sell to us cheaper than those Rusky Commies will pay at their fly-by-night Moscow tar paper ‘shed’ ! HONEST ! You can trust us . Send it in – we’ll pay in secure Gilt bonds .
NEWS FLASH ! For every bar you send , we’ll send back a beautiful gift box of a half pound of Schwabby Chocolate dipped Cockroaches !