Loading ...Gold Drops $200 Since Farmboy’s Coffee Supply Was Interrupted
Tragedy struck early this morning as gold fell faster than John Mcain’s polling numbers. At first glance it was thought to have been the normal OE beat down by the banksters on Fall St, but it was soon discovered that a Po Georgia Farmboy had gone temporary insane due to lack of sufficient coffee supply and took over the Atlanta Federal Reserve Bank building.
It is unclear how many hostages are involved, or if anyone has been harmed, yet. Farmboy’s demands are thought to be extreme, and negotiators are trying to reason with his demands for all the worlds coffee and gold before the release of any hostages. Local law enforcement authorities have no further comment at this time. Attempts to call Farmboy’s cell phone go unanswered.
Kitco has contacted a waitress from the Silver Dollar Café who has known Farmboy for many years and served him coffee on many occasions. When told of her former customer’s plight she frantically replied, “OMG, its the end of the world if Farmboy don’t get his coffee!” She suggested they might want to take him a few buttered biscuits too.
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