Opened the door gingerly and was relieved it wasn’t SWAT. Two firetrucks, road block, drama. I went up to the flagging fireman and asked whaddup? Smoke showing called in at new construction house next door. I took a quick look around the mayhem, hmmm, pretty dudsville for all the commotion.
A light went on inside me head…hey, I’ve got my roasty toasty wood stove on downstairs, spewing ash out my smokestack. Keep in mind we are chock-a-block along the lake.
My last question to unpersonable fireman “Did a dude named silverngold call this one in”?