Loading ...In Mason, Texas, where there is a large German speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from a pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted:
‘Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuehe haben da reingeschissen.’
(Which means: ‘Don’t drink the water, the cows have shit in it.’)
The man shouted back:
‘I’m from New York, down here campaigning for Joe Biden, I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.’
The farmer replied:
‘Use two hands, you’ll get more water.’