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Mr. Copper if you want to see those little pictures better
Right click and then hit view picture which will open a new window showing the pic and then you can zoom to your hearts content.
Bud, a Montana Cowboy:
Bud, a Montana Cowboy:
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2017 BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man named Cliff in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL®tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and
calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”
calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”
Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, why not?”
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Apple iPhone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop®and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany .
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple iPad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S5® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP Laser Jet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”
“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says Bud.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then Bud says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”
“You’re a U.S. Congressman from Washington, D.C.,” says Bud.
“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required.” answered the cowboy. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know sh*t about how working people make a living – or about cows, for that matter.This is a herd of sheep.”
“Now give me back my dog.”
AND, THAT, FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
mr copper,
italy may be without a trump, but they have some leaders that are at least “interesting.”
@Alex @Treefrog
Thanks guys, I got up close and was able to read it. Interesting. Let the libtards hang themselves even more. Imo their decades of idiocy got them a crash in ’08 which in turn woke up the masses, who all a TRUMP. 🙂 Perfect justice.
They got what they deserved. But its not only the USA that is revolting. Other countries are doing the same thing without a “trump”.
Buygold
I agree it is way worse…but it is all they have….when the likes of PTJ and Dalio are saying buy tangibles, u know ur not mad…..but the Rig is killing the shares and the metals…..
Now bonds have closed, which they tapped back as well today, they’ll ram the SM and sit on PM’s….What they have done to NEM and SSRM today is a disgrace……but the SEC will be far busy watching porn.
Mr.Copper – I hope this works – I was able to magnify TreeFrog’s attachment
Nope , sorry it was shrunk down again .
Maybe if you go into the media library here , you can open it there and see it better .
Now we see why today is such a heavy hit……inflation is everywhere, according to …….the Fed
so smash PM’s…..
Overheating Arrives: Beige Book Finds Prices, Wages Rising In Most Districts
Maddog
This nightmare just never ends. I actually think it’s gotten worse since Trump has been in office.
Nothing else has good gains and then gives them all back the next day.
mr copper,
re 1:19 larger view i don’t know how to do that. and i don’t have a link to follow it. sorry.
eeos
A lot of gaps filled in PM share charts….well that sounds good….much better than mkt trashed, because Monster scum operative flounced out of White House, on point of principle, to howls of derision and cries of u wouldn’t know a principle, even if it bit off yr dick.
Yesterday gold rally
was April fools come early!
Here we are
“I can think. I can wait. I can fast.”
― Hermann Hesse, Siddhartha
Job done….. Pm shares down, no bad news Arb allowed.
and if you want to throw up whatever u had for breakfast, try reading this nauseating garbage, without hurling.
“The Last Jedi Has Fallen”: Wall Street Reacts To Cohn’s Departure
Less of the Last Jedi and more One of the Largest Thieves in all History, skulks off with his illgotten gains and to add to the insult, all untaxed.
@Treefrog re 1:19
Can you post a link or a bigger view of that post?
Morning Maddog
Yep. Not as bad as I thought it might get so far, especially after a stellar ADP report that blew away employment estimates.
Still, the USD is a little lower and pm’s with boots on neck not allowed to be a viable alternative.
Same old
Morning Buygold
Dow down over 400 and AU above 1340…..no way could that stand, even if it’s the swamp throwing a hissy fit, because one of theirs resigned.
Now they have got AU back @ 1330 or worse, they can let the SM crater, as the Corellation Algo’s will mullah the PM shares….rinse and repeat…
No follow thru
ADP employment report on deck
Looks like another one day wonder…
found this posted on the web.
sounds good,
i hope it turns out like that.