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So far so good. My prayers are with you Brother.

A cornered animal is a dangerous thing.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-21/real-reason-pharma-companies-hate-medical-marijuana-spoiler-alert-it-works

Big Mac latest casualty of Venezuela shortages

McDonald’s said Thursday it has stopped selling Big Macs in Venezuela, making the US chain’s iconic hamburger the latest casualty of severe food shortages triggered by an economic crisis.

“At McDonald’s Venezuela we are working to resolve this temporary situation. Together with our supplier we are evaluating the best options to allow us to continue offering quality products,” the company said in a statement.

It did not give details on the reason for the suspension. Venezuelan media reports said McDonald’s was no longer able to source the thin slice of bread that separates the sandwich’s two meat patties.

The company’s restaurants are still serving their other menu items, although they also suspended sales of french fries for 11 months last year because of shortages.

cont. http://www.globalpost.com/article/6784085/2016/07/21/big-mac-latest-casualty-venezuela-shortages

Timmins Gold Completes Caballo Blanco Transaction

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/timmins-gold-completes-caballo-blanco-100000270.html

Osisko Mining Inc. Decrease Equity Interest in Metals Creek Resources Corp.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/osisko-mining-inc-decrease-equity-115720719.html

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I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, “You’re kind’a cute. You gotta phone number?”

I said, “Yeah, you gotta pen?”

She said, “Yeah, I got a pen”.

I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.”

Cost me 6 stitches…but, when you’re over sixty…………….who cares?

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Cowboy:
“Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.”

Lady Cashier:
“Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”

Cowboy:
“Nah.. She’s purty good lookin’…..”

When you’re over sixty…………….who cares?

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I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night.
She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.”

I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”

Cost me a fat lip, but… When you’re over sixty…………….who cares?

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I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

“Really” she said, “Go on then… try.”

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”

I said, “Yesterday.”

Cost me a kick in the nuts, but… When you’re over sixty…………….who cares?

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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

Cost me a bloody nose, but… When you’re over sixty…………….who cares?

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I went to the pub last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.

I said, “Good legs.”

The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so?”

I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

Cost me 6 more stitches, but… When you’re over sixty…………….who cares?

Hillary may actually kick his butt in the debate/speech category.

Didn’t see the speech…but read it, as was asleep..but unless the delivery was bad, it was a good speech, covered all bases, tore Hitlery apart and gave out huge hope.

A speak yr weight machine, reading the local phone directory, would sound way more inspireing than Cankles ever can.

Battery running low on the laptop, so will just wish you continued success and a good nights rest.

Leave it up to the ‘professionals’ and those career politicians to screw it up. In my opinion, the worst speech ever. Way too long. Had about as much enthusiasm as a warmed over hot dog.

I curse the damn teleprompter, it was never meant to convey honest, gut felt delivery of anything. It is kinda like being slapped in the face with a dead cold carp.

Should have just handed the Trump and microphone and said, you have 28 minutes to make your case.

Hillary may actually kick his butt in the debate/speech category.

She is next up. Lets see what happens.