Loading ...Update – Coinbase.com may be unavailable some users. We apologize for the inconvenience and are working to restore full access…..Translation….some ubber snowflake just woke up and found tonnes more in his bottom draw…..and we have loads more of these idiots…..keep holding yr ankles…..
Nov 29, 12:55 PST
Update – We are continuing to experience degraded performance on Coinbase.com, but are working on a resolution. Translation…….we have almost finished checking to see if we are all out…when we are certain we may turn the site back on, or we may all go to a safe space and cry….
Nov 29, 12:04 PST
Update – Performance issues are stabilizing and we are continuing to work on the root cause. Translation…we have found tonnes more of this crap in hidden files…u lot have no chance now…..practice bending over.
Nov 29, 09:42 PST
Update – We are continuing to work on resolving the performance issues with Coinbase.com. Translation…we are almost out and will let all u mugs have a chance in a while.
Nov 29, 08:55 PST
Update – A portion of customers may be unable to access Coinbase.com. We are working to restore access to all users. Translation … we are still dumping our own shit….everyone else can can suck more swamp.
Nov 29, 07:38 PST
Identified – We have identified the cause of performance issues and are implementing fixes to address them. Coinbase.com may be unavailable intermittently for some users. Translation….we are dumping our own shit as fast as we can, everyone else can suck swamp.
Nov 29, 07:08 PST
Investigating – We’re investigating performance issues on Coinbase.com and are working to resolve them. We will update with more information as it becomes available. Translation…we are being swamped with sell orders