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A Senior Church Moment
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wanted him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, “If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!”
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds…
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, “If the Preacher will stay on here, I’ll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!”
More sighs and loud applause…
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, “If the Preacher stays . . . I will give him sex!”
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her, “Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?”
Sadie’s 90-year-old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies,
“Well , I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said . . . ‘Screw him!’ ”
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth…