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Posted by Auandag @ 18:34 on August 13, 2016  
10 reasons to vote Democrat by Letterman
 

#10.  I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9.  I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t.

#8.  I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7.  I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. And it agrees with them.

#6.  I vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

#5.  I vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

#4.  I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

And SS is running out of $$$$ in just another 11 years. Oh, and we need to let in another 50,000 to 100,000

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break  even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the

government

sees fit.

#2.  I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it’s better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish  here in America.

We don’t care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those  other countries.

“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits”… Albert Einstein


I know you all will appreciate this definition. 

The best description of Obamacare so far; remember when Nancy Pelosi said:
“We have to pass it, to find  out what’s in it.”
A physician called into a radio show and said:
That’s the definition of a stool sample.

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