Loading ...What’s not to like ? Cheer up, do you realize we are going to have a WOMAN as President ! OK, so she has a bit of trouble telling the truth, but she is smart, super smart. Why else could her and Bill command half a million to give a speech? She knows the deep hidden secrets to financial success as proven by the exploding bank account of her Clinton Foundation. Not bad for a WOMAN huh ?? Everything is going to be just fine under the leadership skills of this WOMAN.
Imagine it Redneck, a WOMAN in the White House, for the first time ever. Im telling you it is a Historical event, of biblical proportion. You, me, all of America should be celebrating like there is no tomorrow. Why she is even bringing back the pant suit. Now there’s a WOMAN that knows fashion and style and wears them with such dignity. She is going to make America Great Again. I’m so proud she is a WOMAN.
She has a list of accomplishments a mile long. And so humble about it all that she wiped her computer of that list so nobody could find it. She is totally opposite that braggart Trump, who is not a WOMAN. All America needs to be Great again, is a WOMAN president. That’s all. We’ve never had one before you know! Not ever, not even once. Its history making I’m telling ya.
She wants to build bridges instead of walls. WOW ! Only a WOMAN could have a heart so big like that. She wants to invite the whole world to come live in her Kingdom. There are no bad immigrants. We make them bad by making them ‘Illegal’, dont you see? For over 200 years we have had it all wrong. Finally we are going to have a WOMAN to fix things. Im so excited about it. Why didnt we think of having a WOMAN sooner? Seems so obvious now.
And what about all that experience? She has lived in the White House before. How cool is that? No WOMAN has done that before. Its so Historical making we can overlook a few mistakes she has made cant we? Being a WOMAN, she knows how to run a house. She can stand Bill at the front door and hold Open House every day of the year when she is President. Folks from all over can drop by, and after handing Bill a million or two, can enter the House of WOMAN. Why, I bet Bill can rake in enough to pay off our National Debt in no time.
Remember the early years of Obama ? How the whole world swooned over him, loved him, thought he was the greatest thing since peanut butter. Well you aint seen nothing yet until we get a WOMAN president. Such a love fest we are going to see. It will be Historical.
I can hardly wait to place my Historical vote for a WOMAN. That is all that matters you know, she is a WOMAN for crying out loud !It is going to be a great day for planet earth when we have a WOMAN president. I cannot think of a better reason to vote for her than she is WOMAN, and making history of course. Making history is so important you know. She is going to make history like other women bake cookies. You aint never gonna see so much history this WOMAN is going to make. Folks are going to write books and songs about how much history. Obama wanted Hope and Change, who knew all we needed for change was a WOMAN. Amazing we never thought of that before.
Hey, do you think it’s too early to buy a Leisure Suit ? Those are historical too. Im just so excited about this Historical moment and having a WOMAN for president. I nearly peed on myself writing this post. That too is probably a historical moment. Chris Matthews of MSNBC once said just thinking about Obama sent chills up his leg. Well, just thinking of electing a WOMAN gives me a warm feeling running down my leg. Only a WOMAN can do that ! Well, and making history of course. Hail Madam President ! Hail to our WOMAN Commander in Chief ! I wonder if she will paint Air Force One pink? I wonder if she will replace that old WOMAN’s statue thats been standing in the NY Harbor with a statue of herself? This is so Historical a time to live in. I just can’t believe it !