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Ice Fishing
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Go Ice Fishing � How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call?� With an ice fishing contest, of course! � After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President. � The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place.� No observers were allowed on the fishing rounds, but both candidates would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5pm. � After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing. � Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing! � That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheatin’ asshole.” � Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were just going to follow Trump to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating. � Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total! � That night, Hillary and her democratic buddies got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating.� Hillary stood up to give her report and said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!” � And that, my friends, tells you all you need to know about the intelligence on the left side of the aisle! —
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