Posted by Farmboy
@ 16:32 on August 29, 2016
Hooking up with RNO might not be such a good idea. Your survival rate is probably better with the two red bowling balls and Pele. But now if you up to having some fun…and catching a few fish Im sure I know just where to take you.
I probably should check with the Game Warden and see if we need a special license for fishing with C4. I wonder, if the bait shack sells it? Probably right next to the crickets. Both sold by the pound I believe.
Posted by redneckokie1
@ 16:28 on August 29, 2016
I think we can find a few like this!
Posted by redneckokie1
@ 16:10 on August 29, 2016
Noodling for sharks takes a little different application. When I was on my second all expense paid trip to Southeast Asia , us rednecks had to improvise another method of fishing know as “telephoning on steroids”. Back home as the fish moved to deeper open water, we used an old hand crank phone with wires attached to shock the fish. We would scoop them up in a dip net when they came to the top.
Since we didn’t have a small generator available on the ship, we used concussion grenades. The process was very simple. You simply estimated the depth to the shark, guessed at the time of descent to target level, pulled the pin and let it fly. If the shark was shallow, we stood there holding a live grenade for one or two seconds. The thought never crossed our mind about grenade fuse quality control.
if the water was deeper than the four second fuse would reach, we improvised again. Simply take a b4 can, fill it with c4, slide in a grenade fuse and wrap the can and handle with the proper number of wraps of toilet paper.
It worked very well for all fish and we put more than a few under the small fishing boats we were searching if they gave us a hard time. After every explosion, the local would hurry over to pick up the fish. The vast majority of sharks were hammerheads. The locals must really like them because they grabbed the Sharks second to the red snapper. Once a whale shark swam under our little rubber boat in shallow water. I’m not saying I was scared, but when I put my foot over the side and shook my leg, significant pollution went into the South China Sea!
rno
Posted by Farmboy
@ 15:51 on August 29, 2016
Posted by Farmboy
@ 15:48 on August 29, 2016
Posted by Farmboy
@ 15:44 on August 29, 2016
and could put Hillary on that plane. I had one of those gizmos once upon a time, but the batteries went dead. 🙂
Posted by commish
@ 15:38 on August 29, 2016
Posted by Farmboy
@ 15:38 on August 29, 2016
than turning on the boob tube. I have learned to turn the damn thing off, and put on some music. Somedays it is the only way to stay sane. Or, you can try a little writing. Like writing some News Headlines for when Trump is Elected.
- New Director of FBI investigates Clinton Foundation
- New Director of Justice Dept indites Bill and Hillary
- Obama Flees To Kenya To Avoid Prosecution by DOJ
Posted by Farmboy
@ 15:31 on August 29, 2016
Why dont you pack a suitcase full of Coffee, and come hang out in Atlanta for a week or two ? The guest quarters are plenty comfy, and I find my company quite bearable. Well, long as there is coffee.
We could even drive over to RNO’s place and catch a few ten foot rattlesnakes if the mood strikes you.
That radar pic dont look to promising my friend !
Posted by treefrog
@ 15:10 on August 29, 2016
the jackass party will need a second team.

Posted by Maya
@ 15:08 on August 29, 2016
Two big, red bowling balls coming at us.



Thanks for your prayers, Moggy!
Posted by Maya
@ 15:05 on August 29, 2016
One thought is we could send RNO out on a surfboard and show us how to do some ‘shark noodling’. We got plenty of sharks. He wouldn’t have to know how to surf. Just lay out there on the board and dangle whatever to noodle sharks.
Posted by Mr.Copper
@ 14:40 on August 29, 2016
The Libards are Obnoxious, obnoxiously stupid, liars, and emotional. They consider themselves the “under dog”, so lying stealing cheating and exaggerating things is normal and fair to them.
They have been the dominant majority force thru all administrations and got their way for decades. They WON. PERIODD. Now there is absolutely nothing left for them to win after the 2008 meltdown.
I’ve never been happier watching everything go backwards on them all, including those global business interests that didn’t care one bit about the USA, until after that meltdown. Nothing left for THEM to win either.
Until the Joe Sixpack gets paid more to contribute more in taxes and contribute more consumer dollars for profits. Fair game and anything goes to screw Joe Sixpack, has changed to “endangered species”. Tax pigs, and anti American businesses are the last to suffer.
American manufacturing, farming, productive people and savers were punished first, so logic suggests they should get better first. First out first in. Last out last in is the tax pigs, and anti American global businesses are the last to get better in this transition evolving.
Posted by Mr.Copper
@ 14:07 on August 29, 2016
After the Gold correction started in late 2011, SnP/Dow went opposite gold. Dow Gold going in opposite directions until Feb ’16.
By over laying DIA SPY and GLD all on one chart, you can see after Feb, Dow and Gold have been going up together. One of the two could be “lying”. Probably the Dow/SnP.
But…..Maybe the dow higher with Gold YTD, has been giving the mining shares a tailwind?
Posted by eeos
@ 13:57 on August 29, 2016
Posted by Ororeef
@ 13:32 on August 29, 2016
He’s back in trouble for internet”sexting” again ..He and Bill have a lot in common …Huma filing for separation !
Hows Hillary gonna keep the White House going with Weiner and Bill around the shadows of the White House lurking in the Back rooms sexting and chasing aids through the Halls .We will have to rename it the”House of ILL Repute ”
WOW what a scene when Weiner comes to visit his wife HUMA and Bill comes in the Back Door thats gonna make for Raucous White House that RIVALS FRAT HOUSE ! I wanna go to some of those PARTYS….RAH! RAH!
The Donald cant compete with that scene he hasn’t got a chance to compete with that! !ITS PARTY TIME !
WOW !! WEINER ,BILL and a couple ARAB SHEIKS throwing billions… around booze and Party Girls ITS PARTY TIME !
But Then again whats the alternative ? they ca Ban Bill and Weiner from the White House ? that will leave Hillary and her Lesbian lover Huma and the rest of the Feminists alone ..just like” Home Alone” for Lesbians … You just cant make this shit up !
Posted by eeos
@ 13:15 on August 29, 2016
Some good points you’re making there
Posted by Moggy
@ 13:09 on August 29, 2016
Re David Solway….I would expect nothing less from the Zionist lover and proponent of the war on terror (euphemism for murder, the purpose being to advance the global agenda for a new world order and to distract the public from the truth of 9/11). And I would expect nothing less from yourself than to post such hatred against women. Obviously, you have both chosen to ignore that only men have served as president of this country, only men have held a huge majority in the Senate, only men have held a huge majority in the House, only men have held a majority on the Supreme Court, only a majority of men hold positions of power on Wall Street, only men rule the Pentagon, only men hold the reins of power with the cabal that suppresses the prices of gold and silver. And only cowards blame others for their evil acts.
Posted by silverngold
@ 12:37 on August 29, 2016
Posted by eeos
@ 10:59 on August 29, 2016
Dollar higher. Check
General Stock Market Pumped. Check
Oil Lower. Check
PM’s smacked like hell. Check
Just like things are supposed to be.
Posted by Farmboy
@ 10:46 on August 29, 2016
The Boyz at Crimex must be hung over from the Weekend at the Hamptons, or just playing with their weiners.
http://nypost.com/2016/08/28/anthony-weiner-sexted-busty-brunette-while-his-son-was-in-bed-with-him/
Posted by Farmboy
@ 9:21 on August 29, 2016
might as well get ready for the Monday Morning Bop. Brought to you by the Boyz at Crimex. Doing business since 1999.

Posted by Farmboy
@ 9:17 on August 29, 2016
to come set up catfish noodling training camps in the Islands. I am not sure that is such a good idea. To invite a guy that rides around roping Tornados and dragging em home with him to visit you and Pele. I can see all kinds of ways that could go wrong. lol !
Posted by Farmboy
@ 9:12 on August 29, 2016
but there is probably more truth to that than I would wish to believe. Hillary and her cronies are one scary bunch. And getting more desperate by the day as Trump rises in the polls. Like I said, for her, and her minions, its just not about an election, but avoiding prison time if Trump makes it to the White House.
Posted by Farmboy
@ 9:00 on August 29, 2016
Thanks for the coffee Commish. (commish @ 20:23) It’s been sitting in the pot for awhile, but its strong, probably how coffee should be made on Monday. 🙂
Looks like your forecast for storms on 9/11 might be multiple in number. Loud noises shut down an airport, some kid is in trouble for having a plastic sword and playing Zorro. America is becoming afraid of its own shadow these days. Anyway, here is something else to worry about.
Muslim Holy Day on Sept. 11? Coincidence Stirs Fears
Every year, Muslim leaders around the world look to the moon to predict the date for one of their most important holidays, Eid al-Adha — the feast of sacrifice.
When Habeeb Ahmed began about two months ago to plan for that holy day, he noticed a potentially fraught coincidence: Eid al-Adha could fall on Sept. 11.