Loading ...You accidently hit on a great idea. We could only allow them to relocate to communities built on low lying flood-prone land with many ‘retention’ ponds dug for flood mitigation, breeding multitudes of excess mosquitoes, stocked with alligators! With neighbors constantly complaining. I’m sure they will fit right in with that and have plenty to complain about. Heat, humidity, unpredictable thunderstorms, mosquitoes. Did I mention the HEAT?
Gators are extremely rarely a danger to humans, but they do like the occasional little, yappy dog. No offense to people who like little yappy dogs.
Forgive me Lord, or my mouth may send me to Hell with Larry the Cable Guy.
By the way, some of those retirement communities have high incidences of STDs, so some of the residents are having some fun.
Just for the record. I love Florida. But I try to never tell that to anyone not already here. Don’t want to encourage them. Same about the nice litle town where I live. Get this – treefrog also grew up here in the same town. But he moved up north – north Florida. Lol.