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Florida natives

Posted by aufever @ 18:19 on November 9, 2025  

Florida should charge everyone immigrating here from New York since the election of the commie as mayor a percentage of their net worth, and distribute it to anyone over 60 or so born here and still living here. As compensation for what we will have to endure of their beliefs and personality, and their poor driving habits. Lol
That wouldn’t be considered socialist or unconstitutional, would it?
Payable in gold or silver, of course.
I think I will call my buddy DeSantis tomorrow and suggest it. I would add a restriction that they can only move to the area around Disney World, as it is already a disgusting mess, and the coasts are crowded enough, but that is too close to where I live and there might be spillover impacts.
To anyone I have offended – this is just satire.
Sorry, Buygold – I’m not sure you qualify. I’ll buy you lunch.
Signed,
A true Floridian

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